I ran across an apartment review for Timber Creek Apartments in Cedar Mill and found, perhaps the longest Run-On sentence ever. Ignore the spelling errors and offensive ranting, and take a look at the punctuation. The writer enjoyed the usage of a comma here and there just to keep the rant going, but a period would have been nice? I'm picturing this writer reading this rant in their head, and it sounds perfect to them... "Why would I need to stop for a breath? That would just allow the other person to get a word in edgewise."
!!!!!! WE NO DON'T RENT THERE !!!!!!!
From: kbrook169
Date posted: 3/15/2012
Years at this apartment: 2005-01-01 - 2007-01-01
I use too live there never fixed anything right omg my roof leaked while i was cooking, I could hear all my neighors either fighing down stairs to haveing sex next door and screaming kids with section 8 robbers breaking in ur car, too loud blowers in the morning and garbage was full to the max hanging out the street and crack, and meth heads in the back apts i know cuz i live there for 2 years of my hell I moved out cuz the people in the office were rude but luckly i got my scurity deposit cuz they usually don't give u crap back, but there still the same cedar mills crossing from a along time ago low getto apts, with the walls falling apt dew to the swamp flea infested animals that live there out side, so if u like that then move right on in, u might get robbed while u moving in hee hee ok have fun renting there, cuz am outta there yeah.
Read more: http://www.apartmentratings.com/rate/OR-Portland-Commons-at-Timber-Creek-formerly-Cedar-Mill-Crossing-1406360.html#ixzz1pQDsyYMS
I think it needs to be said, I have frequented these apartments over the years, and I don't see the big deal. I think maybe drama finds drama.
